Last night while checking the giblets were playing safely on the internet, I noticed they were on a website called stardoll.com. It's a site for kids where they can dress up paper dolls of celebs.

Alice had the 3 chicks from Friends down to their undies and was trying to decide what clothes to put them in. Man those undies were hot, much as you'd expect from the 3 chicks from Friends I guess. Much hotter undies than your wife wears, and I know, your wife.

I immediately visited the site myself trying to find the adult section where I could get the hot lingerie off, but it wasn't to be. Never mind.

Then this morning, while drinking my coffee and eating my toast (with marmite) I was watching the kids budgies going at it in the dining room (in their bird cage of course), lucky bastards that they are. It occurred to me that they had a position that I hadn't tried out and for all I know, doesn't appear in any Karma Sutra book. Not that I've ever studied karma sutra.

I wonder if the inventors of new sex positions can name them after themselves, like the finders of new comets? I don't want to piss anyone off with the naming anyway, it's not that important. So I've called this new sex position "birdie style" in lieu of naming it "Dave's Special Position".

Anyway, birdie style is where you stand on your partners back while you, you know. I haven't worked out the finer points yet, and I'm sure there may be some details or angles I'm missing. But I'm sure this is going to be one of the more popular positions once I start marketing it.

I Googled for this name, found no prior art, so heretofore lay claim to the name "birdie style" and claim inventorship of said position. In the spirit of humanity, I license the position and name under a Creative Commons Attribution license. If you try birdie style, feel free to shout out my name as the attribution!

I wonder if any or all of the 3 Friends chicks would try it out with me?

The Photo

That's Raglan from my recent trip out flying with Steve. The black blob in the middle is the propeller. The airstrip is just to the right of it.

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Posted: Thursday, 18 October, 2007 19:44

Captured: 2007:09:15 14:05:32

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