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Just put in in your mouth instead
NIKON D70 - 1/3200 sec, f 2.8 at 50 mm, ISO 200

Just put in in your mouth instead

On Sunday arvo, my mate Brandon and I were traveling back home after a great afternoon's sailing up at Gulf Harbor.

Somehow the conversation got around to talking about the Internet, as it always does with guys.

I was lamenting the fact that we have a major fibre optic backbone connection under the ground not 1 metre away from our letterbox at home. How bloody cool would it be to have a multi giggerbit home Internet connection? It's so close I can almost smell the Internet if I go outside and sniff around the grass just outside our fence line.

Then, I got onto fantasizing about how I could go out there and dig that sucker up and make my own connection. I was imagining what would happen when I cut the cable. In my mind I pictured the bright fibre optic light as the whole Internet fell out the end in a huge gush. I was picturing it as a hose and me playing it over my whole body, showering myself in cool clear Internet loveliness.

I then got a little bit carried away by telling Bardy that I'd probably stick the connection up my arse so that I could be filled up with the Internet. He just looked at me and said, "wouldn't it be easier if you just put in in your mouth rather than up your arse"?

Yeah. It would be! Why didn't I think of that?

The Photo
Yep, I'm sick of golf shots too, But John is so good at it. And it's all I have!

Captured: 2007:12:27 14:32:05
Posted: Tuesday, July 15, 2008, 6:40 pm


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